Asstell Edit Meaning

1. An orgasm while doing something completely and utterly badass. Simon: Damn... Bill was owning everyone at Gears of War 2 while fucking ..

1. One who is incapable of chatting up girls in real life and therefore resorts to stalking them online. So let's say this kid stumbl..

1. To google one's own name or nickname, in hopes of finding a large number of highly placed hits. "Poor Jim. He's been eg..