What is Assterbate?
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Masturbating analy. Fingers or the daring fist(s). More unique rituals include feet and possibly penii (penis plural).
For more asstastic fun, see poopy chopsticks
"Oh man that assterbation was awesome."
"yea my foot is brown!"
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anal masterbation
That skank ho was assterbating with her butt plug
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The phenomenon in which persons on the internet use personal experiences, preconceived notions, 2nd hand accounts and/or vague memories ..
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Often found in SUVs. If the driver is going too fast, you will grab for the oh crap strap for stability.
See also oh shit handle.
Jess..