Assteroid Edit Meaning

1.

An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.

Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.

2.

A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.

I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.

3.

A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.

I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.