Assterpiece Edit Meaning

1.

Term used to describe the rear end of a female which one finds to be especially pleasing, especially in terms of visual aesthetics.

I say, old boy, have your eyes been blessed with the sight of Jaime's assterpiece?

2.

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah

I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.

See shit, hanes paint, spatter, splash up, poop

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