What is Assticle?
1.
Someone who is an ass but worse. Ass being asshole, ticle being a testicle. Calling someone an assticle will daze and confuse them allowing for time to make fun of them.
God, billy is such an assticle to mike.
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2.
When a guys testicles are really close to his asshole rather than his dick, this is called assticles.
Basically just the words Ass and Testicle put together.
Friend 1: Oh My God!!! Last night I took a huuuuge dump and I looked and I shit all over my ballz because they are so close to my asshole!
Friend 2: Ewwww dude thats just nasty I think you have Assticles!
Friend 3: OMG!!! EVERYBODY HE HAS ASSTICLES!!!!!!!!!
Everybody: OMG GROSSSSSSS... you should get that checked out...
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