Asstime

What is Asstime?

Closely related to a lightyear, a unit of time in which elapsed time can not be measured due to its immense length.

Taking a long asstime to get off

"Man, that douchebag is taking an asstime!"

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Trading Quarters

1. The exchanging of anecdotes or experiances instead of conversation. Small talk that is meant to make all parties involved feel good. T..

Toilet Jockey

1. They guy/girl you find in restrooms at clubs, who doles out soap, paper towel and peddles wares in return for pocket change. This Guy o..

Zapple

1. Literally, "zapped nipple". Walk across a carpet on a dry day, then touch a companion - male or female - through their clothin..

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