Asstinator

What is Asstinator?

A person who procastinates by sitting on there behind instead of doing what needs to be done

Roach is the biggest Asstinator out of all my friends.

Porcuphile

1. A person who LOVES porcupines. A lot. Artur is such a porcuphile, he has, like, 30 porcupines in his yard. See porcupine, lover, anima..

Virtual Vagina

1. A technique of masturbation that involves using some inanimate object(s) to have sex with instead of a person or one's hand. Dont ..

Dirty Turtle

1. A dirty turtle is when you are fucking a girl (or guy) from behind on the floor. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you run their head ..

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