What is Asstistic?
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'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.
Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?
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Characterized as being redneckin the extreme; hokey; exhibiting the traits of a hick.
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the act of sticking an ice cube up your ass, shitting it out and sticking it down an unsuspecting girl's shirt
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adj- completey awesome in many ways;uber grand
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person 1: wats up
person 2: nm u
person 1: nm
person 2: UBERGRANDANOMIUM
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