What is Asstistic?
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'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.
Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?
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When a guy goes in to finger a girl and he misses her vagina and gets caught in her gooch and takes the gooch train right up to her ass ..
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Stealing unattended or abandoned drinks at a bar or party.
As in, Im so broke Ive been jumping strays all night...
