What is Asstistic?
1.
'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.
Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?
See
Random Words:
1.
The act of ejaculation or the ejaculate itself.
"She suffered a life explosion to the eye."
"TK prepared for his impend..
1.
To describe some-one who is infintely comfy, safe, and promotes a feeling of completeness to the point of not wanting to be anywhere els..