Asstistic

What is Asstistic?

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'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.

'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.

Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.

Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?

See statistic, fact, fiction, opinion, citation, oolong
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