Asstonish

What is Asstonish?

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.

2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

See conflict, detachment, acrimony, caustic, resentment

Mustard Patch

1. In essence, a Mustard Patch is the remains of an "Aristocratic-style" proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous c..

Crispy Socks

1. The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is f..

The Shizznit

1. The modern-day equivalent of "the bees knees". Absolutely the best. Derived from Southern California slang, by way of Snoop Do..

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