What is Asstoris?
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The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.
Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.
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a magical spell which maximises the lenth and/or size of your pubes and/or pubic hair.
see pubic hair
pubus maximus was used in harry..
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when you lick your arm and the overpowering stench of chlorine burns your nostrils.
you can tell that jess hanch and nikkii rodrigues a..
