What is Asstoris?
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The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.
Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.
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Slang term for a Mexican.
Those fuckin Taco Jockeys come to this country and refuse to learn the English language...
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Highly potent, yet very dirty weed. The kind your grandpa smokes. Common in white trash areas. Wiggers often smoke this.
Yo, Justin had..
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A way of describing a cute, blonde-ditzy girl. Also see blonde
Person A: Woah is she a Kelsey Ray?
Person B: Totally. A real hottie.
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