What is Asstoris?
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The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.
Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.
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A really, really, really bad hangover.
Man, I woke up this morning with 5 staples in my head.
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A wussy of an extraordinary degree. The type dude that is completely ball-less. Term originated when Dan C. from Minneapolis kept orde..
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Taking the sleeping pill Ambien and then proceeding to do shit similar to drunken activites, minus the incontinence and slurred speech.
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