What is Asstoris?
1.
The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.
Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.
See
Random Words:
1.
Fat Penguins is a phrase commonly used in the Grimsby area of England. The phrase is used generally as a conversation filler, to be blur..
1.
see Pompey Steamer for method
Guy 1: That was a text book Portsmouth Steamer, please don't give me another thrashing!
Guy 2: Shut..
1.
To cum in someones ass, then suck out the cum from the ass-hole, spit it in a cup and serve it to your mother or father
john's fat..
