Asstoris

What is Asstoris?

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The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.

Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.

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