What is Asstoris?
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The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.
Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.
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to take away one's virginity
Dana will devirginate us all.
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Transitive verb.
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To be a very attractive woman, physically and intellectually, who is both sarcastic and unlikely to have sex with you.
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A traditional sink that is converted into a cooler by closing the drain and filling it with ice and water. Generally found in poor neigh..
