What is Asstoris?
1.
The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.
Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.
See
Random Words:
1.
Person-morphing, through space and time, to combine Amanda and Mario Andretti, the race car driver. The result is a young woman with a l..
1.
An expression used mainly in the late 17th century to convey surprise, or other related emotions. Interchangeable with “way cool” in to..
