What is Asstraction?
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A social situation that entails the diversion of one's attention from a current matter of business to another's behind, usually causing an embarrassing situation and/or car accident.
"Remember that girl from the store who was causing a total asstraction? She was pretty."
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The act of trying to rip a fart during a presentation to others and taking it a bit too far, ending up with a small pile of stool.
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