What is Asstraction?
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A social situation that entails the diversion of one's attention from a current matter of business to another's behind, usually causing an embarrassing situation and/or car accident.
"Remember that girl from the store who was causing a total asstraction? She was pretty."
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A variation on the Roman Helmet with the exception of the penis being erect.
I was so drunk, I gave your mom a blind rhino...Don't..
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Drunk skanks. Also used in reference to tangled bones.
The other day, I tangleboned.
ta-ta tanglebone.
See tangle, bone, boner, tang..