Asstreasure Edit Meaning

1. To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors. To hate not being mobile. To wish someone were in your lap. Gees, I'm a lapt..

1. When one accidentally craps in one's pants after coughing or snezzing. I was laughing so hard after the bosses funny joke that i h..

1. A woman who persistently wrongs men and then seemingly forgets that she ever did it. Don't worry about it man, she's just a K..