Asstreasure Edit Meaning

1. An extremely pretentious Bay Area publication that hates everything that isn't as "cool" as they are. Typical East Bay E..

1. The the closest parking spot to the entrance of any business. The parking space that requires the least amount of walking to the entranc..

1. An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible. When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought ..