Asstreasure Edit Meaning

1. When an inexperienced man becomes aroused by something and promptly blows his load, i.e. creams his pants, sometimes still in his underw..

1. When fate is seriously getting you down, ie nothing is gooing right for you. After a car accident, " He got fucked by the finger o..

1. An awesome person living in southern New Hampshire. Also, the most unlucky person alive with girls. That is all. despite being hilari..