Asstreasure Edit Meaning

1. To be owned by Zidane; an ownage worthy of the level of Zidane's headbutt during the World Cup finals of 2006. see Materazzi Mate..

1. Being Typically Late Having Piano Lesson and then trying to get a flight at 7..... goin to be latelessly See late, sarah, plane, piano..

1. Generally used to reference fat, sloppy, whorish cock-gobbling schoolteachers who may or may not have penises. Usually, they come equipp..