Asstreasure

What is Asstreasure?


1.

an item of value you find in an unlikely place

I just found a penny in this dog shit, what an ass treasure!


19

Random Words:

1. A girl who will give you a blowjob for $3.25. She is also known to ask for this money prior to giving brains, stating it will be used fo..
1. The Skateboard Company Paul Frasco Rides For. I Didn't Get Your Keystone Skateboards Stickers Yet. See paul, keystone, asp..
1. Someone who is sexually obsessed with his oesophagus, and dreams of having sex with it. John: "Holy shit Ricky is an oesophagus da..