Asstronaught

What is Asstronaught?

He is the guy you know, with his head so far up his own ass that he has a pretty good view of the earth and all it's satelites.

Hey Neil,that Asstronaught over there reckons he can kick your ass!

Neil: Scew that man, lets kick HIS ass first...!

See homo, cum bucket, p.t.w

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Eat Bird

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As Nissed As A Pewt

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