What is Asstronomist?
1.
A person caught or known to look at the female ass in an objectified manor, commonly pointing out the size and voluptuousness of the ass itself. Often times in general company or public.
John: Hey, did you see Gary? He is totally obsessed with Jennifer's behind.
Brian: Yup. He is one strange asstronomist out there.
See
Random Words:
1.
A Z-list celebrity, one who is microfamous or has achieved the least possible fame achievable.
"Yeah so I ran into that Leonardo D..
1.
a pretty fittie, usually applies to a girl or a feminine looking guy
why hello there ms. fittie-mcprettie...
See tits, ass, fuck, pira..
1.
An extremely large and long piece of fecal matter
"Aw dude that shit was a grocery snake"
See Travis..
