Asstrumpet

What is Asstrumpet?

An asshat or asshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.

Eagle is the worlds biggest asstrumpet.

Anvil

1. A large, heavy object often used in acts of cartoon violence such as Wile E. Coyote. Not only did the Road Runner lead him off the clif..

Driving Naked.

1. Driving without GPS. Give me a break man I am driving naked. See road, lost, gps, directions, highway..

Fizzics

1. The scientific study of carbonated beverages. My Pop is a professor of fizzics at Sarasoda University. See flat diet soda, cherry pop,..

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