Asstrumpet

What is Asstrumpet?

An asshat or asshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.

Eagle is the worlds biggest asstrumpet.

Zoink And Pork

1. to steal someones girlfriend and pork them. I totally zoinked and porked kyles sluty girlfriend...

Homolunch

1. The alternative to going out for lunch. Typically used when you're trying to save money, but can also apply when you're tryin..

New York Snap

1. when you fart in a woman/mans mouth and it makes a "snap" noise...why anyone would do that is beond me. "dude i did a Ne..

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