Asstrumpet

What is Asstrumpet?

An asshat or asshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.

Eagle is the worlds biggest asstrumpet.

Professor Of Smegmatics

1. A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis. "My kid is definitely not getting circumcised;..

Mother's Day

1. a day in May when you MUST give a gift to YOUR mother and EVERY mother in your family......if not theyll treat you like shit and call yo..

Nauf

1. noun 1. Nice AssUgly Face Damn that chick is a NAUF! See butterface, face, ass, ghetto booty 2. to make annoying noises while chewi..

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