Asstrumpet

What is Asstrumpet?

An asshat or asshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.

Eagle is the worlds biggest asstrumpet.

Run For The Border

1. After having Taco Bell. The process of you having to take a massive crap Oh no I gotta run to the border now that I ate this nasty food..

Noney

1. british slang for a ditsy female used for male pleasure "you need to go find you a new noney..

11'd

1. When something goes very very wrong. 1. To pull and 11 on your cellphone would be like dropping it down a toilet. "Joslo just sli..

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