Asstrumpet

What is Asstrumpet?

An asshat or asshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.

Eagle is the worlds biggest asstrumpet.

Zeeza

1. another way of saying trash or garbage a way of saying someone is talkin bullshit a:did you hear that new song b:men,it was all zeeza..

Tele-loafing

1. The act of being physically located at your computer in your office, cubicle or other workplace, but wasting time on your office compute..

Zamboner Ride

1. Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni. Hey baby, why don't you stop..

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