Asstrumpet

What is Asstrumpet?

An asshat or asshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.

Eagle is the worlds biggest asstrumpet.

None Of Our Boys

1. Used to describe a n00b when direct referal would result in offence and possibly loss of employment. Sorry maam, None Of Our Boys can r..

Prime Her Cylinder

1. To Prime her cylinder you would make her wet before having sex with her. I better prime her cylinder so I don't damage my piston. ..

Dirty Tyson

1. While giving your girl by the ass bite her ear and spit it Lisa: Hey Mary, whats up with your ear? Mary: Oh! That bastard of Damian, h..

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