Asstrumpet

What is Asstrumpet?

An asshat or asshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.

Eagle is the worlds biggest asstrumpet.

Unhinged

1. crazy, insane, psychotic, confused; a basketcase. not attached where it really counts, much like a door. this bitch is obviously unhing..

Will Probably Be A Stripper In Her Older Years.

Ex:"That girl is such a Cryzlyn" See skank, whore, prostitute, cunt, hoe, slut, hoebag, slut muffin, fucker..

Fucking Parlous

1. A very poor sexual encounter Cynthia was fucking parlous I'd rather tossed myself off!!..

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