Asstrumpet

What is Asstrumpet?

An asshat or asshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.

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Keith Richards' Ghost

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Ca$hburn

1. Term used to describe Ashburn,VA, primarily by ballers, shot-callers, and generally iced-out, macked-out individuals who are paid, made,..

Qui-e-iver Lip

1. when you have 2 quiver lips (a top and a bottom) simeltaniously. can sometimes result in a lil collision. i was really nervous, and as..

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