Assturbate

What is Assturbate?


1.

to get sexual gratification through self-stimulation through the anus

Charlie Fehring assturbates on a daily basis.

2.

To finger the asshole

Susie likes to assturbate, you know, finger her asshole

3.

1. to clean the inside of your ass, usually before mooning, i.e. checing for toilet paper, etc

2. to play with your ass, like masturbating, but with anal sex

3. to touch the inside of someone else's ass

1. "dude, assturbate before you moon them, you dont know whats in there."

2. "you shouldn't assturbate, it maks the inside of your ass all itchy!"

3. "she groaned loudly as I assturbated her"

See butt fuck, anal sex, mooning, spooning

4.

masturbating in your ass, or to sodomize yourself

"I'm going to assturbate with a dildo"

See masturbate, fingering, buttsex, sodomy, sex


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