What is Assturbating?
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Masturbating by fingering your anus.
Jack: Dude, I so got laid last night!
Jim: What happened?
Jack: Well, I was at a party, and I walked into a room and I caught Lisa assturbating. So I asked her if I could join and we totally got it on!
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Its where the male figure fingers his butt hole in an erotic manner until spooky white juice erects from his peepee hole.
Leland was exquisitely assturbating while watching brittney spears's new music video!
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What one tech says to another tech in front of a stupid user.
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Consumer of large quantities of cum, subject to no limits beyond whatever donors can provide.
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An overly enthusiastic fan of the Sopranos who spends hours at the office sharing their lame insights, unsubstantiated subtexts, irrelev..
