Assturbating

What is Assturbating?

Masturbating by fingering your anus.

Jack: Dude, I so got laid last night!

Jim: What happened?

Jack: Well, I was at a party, and I walked into a room and I caught Lisa assturbating. So I asked her if I could join and we totally got it on!

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Its where the male figure fingers his butt hole in an erotic manner until spooky white juice erects from his peepee hole.

Leland was exquisitely assturbating while watching brittney spears's new music video!

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W00txors

1. "w00t" = a term like "Alright!/YEAH!" "xors" futhers this method of excitement. I HAVE CABLE MODEM NOW! ..

1. To commit an unusually large, noxious, and possibly toilet-breaking bowel movement, usually in a public restroom or someone else's ..

Ahs-wee-pay

1. Less commonly as of late, it is the phonetic, literal pronounciation of "asswipe" (said usually with a fake foreign accent). ..

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