What is Assturd?
1.
after ass is cut, the definitive aroma of sweet, pungeant and spicy all at the same time, resembling a sandwich condiment. A multi-layered fart, such as a fine wine's profile.
Orinally found in the Seekers Mantown Dictionary
The air was so thick after Ken's fart that I felt compelled to swirl my pretzel rod into the assturd that he created.
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