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1. "(day of the week here)" face refers to the look on ones face once they have arrived home from work on "X" day. It i..

1. A read hot babe in satin panties who dresses up as Chris Farley and masturbates herself with the dog. That chick's been missing al..

1. A pinewood overcoat is a coffin. "Paul is wearing a pinewood overcoat after our last job." See coffin, box, burial, jacket, ..