What is Assues?
1.
(Contraction - Ass + Issues) An unfavorable or unpleasant state or condition of one's asshole. May be caused by Hemorrhoids, bad ass hygiene or that Habanero soaked enchilada from last night.
Dude, you got any Tucks, or Prep-H? I'm having some serious assues today.
See
Random Words:
1.
someone who munches queef nuggets, or munches out chicks who don't shower.
Oh aaron's such a queef nugget muncher, he's ..
1.
When you hit your nut off of someone's head while they're sleeping.
Friend1: Did you see last night when i gave jim a rubber ..
