What is Assues?
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(Contraction - Ass + Issues) An unfavorable or unpleasant state or condition of one's asshole. May be caused by Hemorrhoids, bad ass hygiene or that Habanero soaked enchilada from last night.
Dude, you got any Tucks, or Prep-H? I'm having some serious assues today.
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A fart that is a combination of hotdogs and greasy eggs
Mr. Parcheesy had a zesty vanfectman in bed.
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