What is Assues?
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(Contraction - Ass + Issues) An unfavorable or unpleasant state or condition of one's asshole. May be caused by Hemorrhoids, bad ass hygiene or that Habanero soaked enchilada from last night.
Dude, you got any Tucks, or Prep-H? I'm having some serious assues today.
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