What is Assues?
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(Contraction - Ass + Issues) An unfavorable or unpleasant state or condition of one's asshole. May be caused by Hemorrhoids, bad ass hygiene or that Habanero soaked enchilada from last night.
Dude, you got any Tucks, or Prep-H? I'm having some serious assues today.
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A female - usually the oldest, the least attractive, and the biggest prude - who takes charge and hovers over a group of female friends ..
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A nickname for a stoner that hits a bong every day.
Ex: Bob gets called a bongsucker at school and goes home and hits a bong
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