Assumicide

What is Assumicide?

When your assumptions lead to dire consequences that could lead to your potential demise, you commit assumicide.

Co worker: I assumed it was okay with my boss, he doesn't seem to mind when anyone else takes off.

Co worker: Man, don't commit assumicide around here or your butt will be canned!

See assume, assumicide, suicide, ass, assumptions

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