Assumpstitorius

What is Assumpstitorius?

to make assumptions without knowing the entire story.

person #1: and so we went out and then..

person #2: you guys so had sex

person #1: eww, NO! you are so assumpstitorius, jeez.

See silly, dumb, assumer, not cool

Downloading The Floppy

1. Beating The Meat To Computer Porn my dad was caught downloading the floppy. See beat the meat, jerking off, flogging the dolphin, span..

Biggi

1. Somebody who likes to be frotted with a frottage stick, such as a miggi. Hey there dude, you look like a proper Biggi, you need a good..

Jig Humping

1. the act of humping to the beat of a jig. specifically with down-up, down-down-up pattern we have such hot jig humping. See m&m..

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