Assumpstitorius

What is Assumpstitorius?

to make assumptions without knowing the entire story.

person #1: and so we went out and then..

person #2: you guys so had sex

person #1: eww, NO! you are so assumpstitorius, jeez.

See silly, dumb, assumer, not cool

Shape Shifter

1. Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods,..

Umgangee

1. soft faeces "michael's done an umgangee in the toilet"..

Kumikaze

1. Where you're about to reach climax, and you bend over and splooge in your own face. I was going to splooge on my girlfriend, but I..

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