Assumpstitorius

What is Assumpstitorius?

to make assumptions without knowing the entire story.

person #1: and so we went out and then..

person #2: you guys so had sex

person #1: eww, NO! you are so assumpstitorius, jeez.

See silly, dumb, assumer, not cool

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