Assumption College

What is Assumption College?


1.

AKA "Consumption College". Catholic institution located in the preppy rich kid section of Worcester, MA. Famous for its stuck up yet semi-retarded student community. Assumption is often seen as the booby farm for nerdy yet secretly gay WPI frat guys attempting to reaffirm their sexuality.

(In Worcester Club)

Guy: Hey, where do you go to school?

Girl: Assumption College, on Salisbury street

Guy: Oh, I go to WPI

Girl: You're sure I havent done you yet?

See assumption, worcester, college

2.

a small, liberal arts college located in a low-key section of Worcester, MA. Although it is a great school to get an education, The students are either brain-dead athletes who think they're God's gift to everyone around them or sketch balls who wear berets and believe in odd conspiracies.

Bob: Assumption College has lots of normal people.

Harris: Ummm, on the whole, no they don't.

See education, worcester, smart, weirdos, jocks, Awesome Blossom


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