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1. Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're ..

1. To get a blow job while your tokkin it up! Last night I was at this rad party. Some drunk chick gave me a blokken! See blowjob, oral, ..

1. brand new slang for when somebody half asleep half awake and is still able to send text messages! damn im amazed i can text in my sleep..