What is Assurito?
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the basic smell of a mexican...ass and burritos put together
hmm...smells like assuritos...where's the mexican??
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What a mexican smells like. A mix between ass and burrito.
Damn, that mexican smells like assurito. He must be alergic to soap and water.
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The act of shoving your hand in your anus in order to clear out a clogged turd. It's thrown upon the floor violently and sounds as if a burrito had just fallen off a table
The pain was too great for Steve when he couldn't motivate a bowel movement. He decided an assurito was the only way out of his predicament and plunged his hand deep until his colon was once again free.
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Random Words:
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to slap someones nutsack from behind, so that they are already writhing in pain before identification of the culprit can be established
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The thick phlegm coughed up by a non smoker who cadged a few cigarettes from a smoking friend the night before while under the influence..
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When CallMeRoger covers a Rick Astley song and rick rolls you via Mindsay when you least expect it!
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