Assurity Edit Meaning

1. That thing that takes fucking ages before your disk is actually burned. Dude, like how long is that disk gonna take?..

1. The fear of becoming blue. There are few diseases as rare as smurphobia. See blue, smurf, phobia, illness, weird, skyjuice..

1. A dropped wallet has occurred when a would-be Cassanova compromises his own dignity through his over-the-top and often sickening attempt..