Assurity Edit Meaning

1. A condition similar to rug burn that occurs while attending a concert and standing in the front row and being pushed by the entire crowd..

1. A piece of fried poultry so hot, crispy and delicious that it induces a state of nirvana in the eater. My African brother, I am in need..

1. A man who has such a gargantuan penis that he leaves his virgin sexual partners' lady parts mangled after engaging in intercourse, ..