Assurity Edit Meaning

1. A painfully long and boaring movie. See: Oliver Stone's Alexander. (better yet don't) Also the name of reviewer Harry Knowles ..

1. a duck race is the practice of nailing a really fat chick from behind, but as a sport, placing a rubber duck on the crest of the ass fat..

1. Someone who engages in dry anal sex with an OAPwhile on dialysis. Preferably over 75. Simon was caught having dry bum sex with a 90 yea..