Assurity Edit Meaning

1. to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis. Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zippe..

1. Just like Y2K's end of the world theory, 2k12 states that the world ends in 2012. 1: Dude, there's like a year left until 2k1..

1. A condition where your conscious over rides your desire to have sex with hot young groupies who follow your band. What a couple of Kree..