What is Assurself?
1.
Much like an assumption but instead of making an ass out of you and me, the person simply makes an ass out of themselves.
Guy1: Do you like
fishdicks in your mouth?
Guy2: Nah fishsticks are gross
Guy1: AHAHAHA what are you a gay fish?
Guy2: What are you talking about
Guy1: Wait did you say no? ....shit
Guy3: dude way to assurself
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The act of having a sudden bowel movement,
A surprise attack of diahrea,
Not prepared, or unexpected.
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Strictly banging hot bitches. Playing in the minors is the result of having sex with a fat hoe.
You playing in the majors man?
Fuckin ..
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Another term for unshaved pussylips, the only difference is that the pussy has a foul smelling discharge sometimes colored yellow or eve..
