Assurself

What is Assurself?

Much like an assumption but instead of making an ass out of you and me, the person simply makes an ass out of themselves.

Guy1: Do you like fishdicks in your mouth?

Guy2: Nah fishsticks are gross

Guy1: AHAHAHA what are you a gay fish?

Guy2: What are you talking about

Guy1: Wait did you say no? ....shit

Guy3: dude way to assurself

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