Assuv

What is Assuv?


1.

Noun. A sport utility vehicle that is so enormous when people see it they think to themselves "Fuck you asshole you don't own the road!"

Friend 1: OMG that stupid soccer mom bitch in her huge AssUV almost hit me!

Friend 2: Yeah I hate her she is wasting oil and she is tasteless!

See stupid, gas, hog, waste, suv

2.

An enormous ass on a woman. The size is akin to an SUV.

James: Wow! Look at the size of the ass on that chick!

Heavy N: She's got an AssUV on there.

James: I'd still like to get in. Hahaha.

See ass, suv, bum, anus, behind


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