Assvantage

What is Assvantage?


1.

When you use your hook ups, your status, your money, or whatever to pull ass for yourself. Instead of using these things to your advantage to get normal stuff you use it to your assvantage to get ass.

My Dad is the drummer for the Grateful Dead... And although everyone tells me I should, I don't really use that to my assvantage.

See ass, advantage, third base coach, pull, status

2.

When you use your hook ups, your status, your money, or whatever to pull ass for yourself. Instead of using these things to your advantage to get normal stuff you use it to your assvantage to get ass.

My Dad is the drummer for the Grateful Dead... And although everyone tells me I should, I don't really use that to my assvantage.

See ass, advantage, third base coach, status, money

3.

When you use your hook ups, your status, your money, or whatever to pull ass for yourself. Instead of using these things to your advantage to get normal stuff you use it to your assvantage to get ass.

My Dad is the drummer for the Grateful Dead... And although everyone tells me I should, I don't really use that to my assvantage.

See advantage, ass, pull, status, famous


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