What is Assvertising?
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Those ugly-as-sin pants that have words written across the ass-cheeks. When watching a woman assvertising while she walks, you get this effect: "hillCREST" (step) "HILLcrest" depending on which ass-cheek is up. Severely not sexy.
Look, Tanya's decided to assvertise today!
"Should I buy these pants?" "Ew, no, those are assvertising pants."
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Words or advertising logos placed on the asses of female clothing.
Check out the ASSVERTISING on that ass! School names, team names, phrases, city names, etc. usually written in large letters. i.e. CHEER, PINK, SWIM, ORLANDO
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Random Words:
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The act of rafting down the river in waterworld for the purpose of mackin on as many hoes as possible.
Ross: Are we going to go on ride..
