What is Assvertising?
1.
Those ugly-as-sin pants that have words written across the ass-cheeks. When watching a woman assvertising while she walks, you get this effect: "hillCREST" (step) "HILLcrest" depending on which ass-cheek is up. Severely not sexy.
Look, Tanya's decided to assvertise today!
"Should I buy these pants?" "Ew, no, those are assvertising pants."
See
2.
Words or advertising logos placed on the asses of female clothing.
Check out the ASSVERTISING on that ass! School names, team names, phrases, city names, etc. usually written in large letters. i.e. CHEER, PINK, SWIM, ORLANDO
See
Random Words:
1.
when you earn a large sum of money.
original origin unknown.
Gad: Dude, I just sold my Nintendo DS and all of my games for $200!
Dag:..
1.
Simply means beating someone up. Apparently only used in Florida.
"Gimme my fucking money before you get knocked in the shit!"..