Assvertising

What is Assvertising?


1.

Those ugly-as-sin pants that have words written across the ass-cheeks. When watching a woman assvertising while she walks, you get this effect: "hillCREST" (step) "HILLcrest" depending on which ass-cheek is up. Severely not sexy.

Look, Tanya's decided to assvertise today!

"Should I buy these pants?" "Ew, no, those are assvertising pants."

See ass, unsexy, fugly, pathetic

2.

Words or advertising logos placed on the asses of female clothing.

Check out the ASSVERTISING on that ass! School names, team names, phrases, city names, etc. usually written in large letters. i.e. CHEER, PINK, SWIM, ORLANDO

See ass, butt, letters, tush


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