Assvogel

What is Assvogel?


1.

Has pretty much the same meaning as ass. Used when you want to say ass without actually saying ass. Under normal circumstances, an utterance of ass will potentially attract a spanking from one's maternal figure. The usage of assvogel aims to avert this act of child abuse.

Billy: Oh man, you pwned me in nfs2 again!

Wolfgang: Pwn!? You ASS!

Momma Wolfgang: ROAR. *Spank*. ROAR.

--now with assvogel--

Billy: Oh man, you pwned me in nfs2 again!

Wolfgang: Pwn!? You assvogel!

Momma wolfgang: You're a good kid, Wolfy.


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