What is Asswad?
1.
Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.
"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"
2.
a complete jerk
someone who shoots mouth off when not asked.
a bulge in the rear of your jeans
Look at Jack,he's a complete asswad.
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3.
1. Whatever son of a bitch sets their coffee too close to mine (or yours) on the table, thus confusing me (or you) about which coffee is mine, as I have not had my quota of caffiene for the day yet. Forcing me to go buy another cup of coffee, which at 4 bucks a cup just plain pisses me off.
2. A stupid person beyond all hope of gaining any intellegence what so ever.
Some ASSWAD put thier coffee to close to mine, I'd love to bitch slap them silly.
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4.
Function: Noun, A mass of semen, and perhaps feces, that has been or will be discharged from the anus of a person after anal sex. "
The hooker left an asswad on my nightstand.
Tim is an asswad.
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5.
Dancehall group based in North East Guadelope, with such hits as Fook Aal Di Animals, Sook Uz Tru Di Phone, Keeeees Eeeet, Crack Di Clam Open, Baapz and Bust One Out (An Ya Fayass) . If Carlsberg made x-rated fake dancehall groups...........
one step soca bashment reggae dutty asswad
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6.
The amount of X that can fit inside someone's ass. Where X is a quantity of something.
Corey (to soccer team)- I have an asswad of white socks you can borrow.
Team- Eww... We don't think we need those socks now, they might not be so white.
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7.
An abrasive form of the word ass which may include wad at the end. My little brother
Me and my cousin were going to go out, and then my loser asswad narcing little brother went and narced our nuts off... dam
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