Ass-wank Edit Meaning

1. The hacking loud smokers cough that one gets from smoking Newport's. Sounds sickly and much like one has TB. Newport smoker: COUGH..

1. When an unattractive woman believes she is just as dateable as more attractive women based on her higher quality of personality. Said un..

1. In an awkward situation, ball one hand into a fist, and hold in on top of the other, which will wiggle its fingers. This is an awkward j..