What is Asswater?
1.
Bad or weak coffee.
"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"
2.
The water that overflows when a thick shit clogs the toilet.
Dude, the toilet overflowed, and now I got asswater all over the floor.
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3.
ass sweat after you've done physical activity
quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.
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4.
low quality american beer. Or in most cases, american beer. Hell, it can be any bad beer.
damn this (insert crappy beer name) tastes like asswater.
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5.
Liquid stool (diarrhea) resulting from a bad restaurant experience or a night of draft beer consumption.
Wow...that burrito after eight beers left me with unprecedented asswater.
6.
Water that comes out of surfshorts when leaving a pool (note: fill shorts before leaving pool with as much water as possible)
dude, you just got asswatered!
