Asswear

What is Asswear?

The wearing of an automobile seat in which the driver's rear has worn the seat due excessive usage over long periods of time.

I didn't want to buy that car because the front seat had excessive asswear on the driver's side seat.

See fanny, butt, rear, seat, chair

Horkin' The Bjork

1. 1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork 2) Masturbating 3) Wrangling a barnyard animal 4) Actuall..

Pork Chop Piss Flaps

1. pussy Her pork chop piss flaps were still covered with broccoli. I'm a fucking pork chop piss flaps. I fucking love my pork chop..

W4m

1. w4m= "Woman/Women for Men/Man" section of Personal ads. I'll let someone else bother to post defs for m4w, m4m, w4w, and ..

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