Asswear

What is Asswear?

The wearing of an automobile seat in which the driver's rear has worn the seat due excessive usage over long periods of time.

I didn't want to buy that car because the front seat had excessive asswear on the driver's side seat.

See fanny, butt, rear, seat, chair

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