Asswear

What is Asswear?

The wearing of an automobile seat in which the driver's rear has worn the seat due excessive usage over long periods of time.

I didn't want to buy that car because the front seat had excessive asswear on the driver's side seat.

See fanny, butt, rear, seat, chair

Kiefer

1. a sexy guy with a large penis who is good in bed "So how was your blind date last night?" "Awesome, he was a kiefer!&qu..

Tierection

1. A tie knot tied so tightly it points outward from the shirt collar, forming a semi-erection. Look at that guy's tie, he's got..

Edward 40-hands

1. a drinking game in which participants tape a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor to each hand and can't take a piss until they've fin..

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