Asswear

What is Asswear?

The wearing of an automobile seat in which the driver's rear has worn the seat due excessive usage over long periods of time.

I didn't want to buy that car because the front seat had excessive asswear on the driver's side seat.

See fanny, butt, rear, seat, chair

Midnight Wank

1. A masturbation session performed at night before sleeping. Mom walked into her 14 year old boys room, only to find him in his tighty wh..

Markilate

1. Seriously soiling your bed sheets with random late night food. Sharting excluded. Oh crap, I markilated my sheets with that stupid cho..

Hoebaggin

1. A short girl that is a hoe. or used as a verb as that girl is hoebaggin right now Lindsay is such a hoebaggin! See hoe, hoebag, slut, ..

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