What is Asswedge?
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1. An idiot.
2. A derogatory term popularized (somewhat) by the Stripcreator comic "Ranger's World"
3. A more severe version of "foof."
"Don't be such an asswedge."
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A "fantasy" wrestling hold. The attacker wraps her legs around the victim's skull, with her rear oriented into his face. Behind the victim's skull, the legs cross and bend inwards, pressing into the back of the victim's head and thus forcing it into the rear of the attacker.
"Great asswedge! She buried his whole damn nose in there!"
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Food or drink that makes one idle and stupid; food with no nutritional value, junk food.
Mmm...libberwort...
-Homer Simpson, 2005
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to say you had intercourse with ones mother
i magooglafunked your mother last night
See boinked, banged, fucked..