Asswipe Litigation

What is Asswipe Litigation?

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting

(S)tupid

(S)hit

(W)hile

(I)ntentionally

(P)ussyfooting

(E)Evidence

Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.

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