What is Asswiper?
1.
A person who is a such a kiss up to a boss or bosses they'd go so far as to wipe their bosses ass to show their dedication
"The reason Peter got the promotion over Tom is because Peter is an Asswiper"
2.
A sexual move perform after anal sex to avoid human waste on a man's penis.
The pitcher squeezes the catcher's ass cheeks together while pulling out his penis.
Guy: So last night I was buttfucking my girl. After I pullout, I had shit all over my dick. Guess she forgot to douche.
Friend: Thats easy to fix man, just do the asswiper. Its so easy a caveman can do it.
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An unfortunate instance where one either gives or detects flatulance in an elevator.
"Goddamn! Did you smell that rising flat dude..
