Asswipes

What is Asswipes?

stuffs to wipe you ass with after taking a major dump.

Dard used up most of the asswipes after having issues with the food he ate the previous night.

See bob

Asswipes! the new toliet paper! 200% more absorbent then any other toliet paper!

i wish the toliet paper "asswipes" were real :D

Interpathic

1. Knowing what someone is going to do on the Internet before they do it. Jane: Julia is going to blog about her phone conversation with N..

Powerboat

1. Similar to a motorboat, but in the butt. Her titties were so small i had to powerboat that ass. See powerboat, power, boat, motor, mot..

Quantum My Solace

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