What is Asswipes?
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stuffs to wipe you ass with after taking a major dump.
Dard used up most of the asswipes after having issues with the food he ate the previous night.
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Asswipes! the new toliet paper! 200% more absorbent then any other toliet paper!
i wish the toliet paper "asswipes" were real :D
Random Words:
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White toast that has been refrigerated, becoming cold, moist, and largely undesirable.
Breakfast in hell is jeff toast and warm diet so..
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That feeling of blissful peace experienced after taking a hefty shit.
Oh, man... I just dropped a deuce and I have the most awesome cas..
