What is Assworm?
1.
A rectal parasite. Most often used when more commonplace profanities, e.g.,
Listen, assworm: get lost, or get hit.
2.
Advanced version of an ass-kisser, where the subject is relentless to the point of desperation in efforts to receive attention and praise from superiors.
Arnold: Julian has been in and out of Madge’s office a dozen times already this morning.
William: Why?
Arnold: The usual; to ask how her weekend was, talk about what he did this weekend, that he got her email about a project, someone is going to get back to him about something and he wanted to show her his new shoes.
William: What an assworm.
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3.
A mean, lazy, stupid person with an extreme case of OCD who lacks a sense of humor and needs to get laid.
The assworm would not open the door because she would not use the Easy Button.
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