Assworm

What is Assworm?

1.

A rectal parasite. Most often used when more commonplace profanities, e.g., motherfucker, asshole, cocksucker, etc., are not strong enough.

Listen, assworm: get lost, or get hit.

2.

Advanced version of an ass-kisser, where the subject is relentless to the point of desperation in efforts to receive attention and praise from superiors.

Arnold: Julian has been in and out of Madge’s office a dozen times already this morning.

William: Why?

Arnold: The usual; to ask how her weekend was, talk about what he did this weekend, that he got her email about a project, someone is going to get back to him about something and he wanted to show her his new shoes.

William: What an assworm.

See ass-kisser, butt kisser, brownnoser, suck-up

3.

A mean, lazy, stupid person with an extreme case of OCD who lacks a sense of humor and needs to get laid.

The assworm would not open the door because she would not use the Easy Button.

See biatch, dumbass, idiot, hag, virgin

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