Astaire

What is Astaire?


1.

The act of tapping one's foot on the floor, while seated in a public bathroom stall, to alert anyone trying to enter the stall (see turd burglar) that it is occupied. Named for actor/tapdancer Fred Astaire.

I was on the john takin' a dump and had to perform an Astaire cuz somebody kept trying to open the stall door.

2.

noun, verb, adjective and great moviestar: 1. graceful, exquisite, suave, and perfect. 2. to act in this manner. 3. Fred Astaire, the best dancer ever (Baryshnikov even said so), who was the epitome of suaveness and elegance combined with superb athleticism and grace. In the Hollywood of the 30's and 40's, he was hugely popular, combining the cool of Bogart with the class of Carey Grant. An actor, drummer, and singer, he had famous song composers vying to write songs for him- one truly cool dude.

1. I tried to astaire it, but failed dismally because I'm a clunk. 2. That astaire had me at hello. 3. Watching Astaire makes me believe in the magic of art.

See movie, actor, hollywood, cinema, graceful, suave, dancer, movies, Magill

3.

A very intelligent being.

You're such an Astaire!


22

Random Words:

1. how you spell Marilyn Manson if you're mentally retarded. Previolsy called "marylin manson and the spooky kids". They ar..
1. A huge gigantuous cock in which there is at least 15 pounds of meat. Will Choate has the opposite of a cassive mock...He has a call smo..
1. "that means hardcore" Jizzel Tizzel is hizzel kizzel...