Astaneditis

What is Astaneditis?

PRONOUNCED : ASS-TA-NADE-ISS

ADJ : EXTREME LAZINESS TO THE POINT WHERE BEING ALIVE BECOMES DIFFICULT TASK. ANY TIME A TASK IS ASKED OF THAT PERSON THEY RESPOND WITH "I'M ON IT".

ALTERNATE DEFINITION : ONE WHO BELIEVES THE MANY LIES HE TELLS AND ENDS UP BECOMING A LIE WITHIN A LIE WITHIN A LIE.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE DO ANYTHING, I THINK I GOT THE ASTANEDITIS.

"I'M THE DUDE WHOSE PLAYING THE DUDE WHOSE DISGUISED AS THE OTHER DUDE."

See lazy, itis, worthless, bum, lies

Flip-shit

1. fuck this if something is too difficult say “flip shit” and quit... coach: "okay were going to do 6x400 butterfly for time" ..

W00sh

1. A feeling that goes beyond happiness, bliss, ecstasy, nirvana, etc. Portia makes Austin feel w00sh. See w00sh, woosh, bliss, happiness..

Venture

1. to undertake a risky journey or action. Myers and Jones is a joint venture. I ventured eating at Miffy's See risk, adventure, ch..

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