What is Asteroid Armor?
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A unique and fully operational impact protection kit (a hardhat). As a bonus, the cheap plastic is designed to melt away in post impact heat preventing you from having to remove the armor manually.
Dude - is that a huge asteroid coming through the atmosphere? Holy crap it is! Put on this Asteroid Armor!
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A car rinse resulting from a rainfall.
This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.
Guy 1: Man, It's raining..
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A white woman who thinks she's the shit..
"Mom...look at you thinkin you queen saltine"
See cracker, white woman, moms,..
