What is Asteroid Armor?
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A unique and fully operational impact protection kit (a hardhat). As a bonus, the cheap plastic is designed to melt away in post impact heat preventing you from having to remove the armor manually.
Dude - is that a huge asteroid coming through the atmosphere? Holy crap it is! Put on this Asteroid Armor!
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