What is Asteroids?
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an itching or painful mass of dilated veins in swollen anal tissue
"do you have asteroids"
"no but my dad does, they're so bad he cant sitdown somedays"
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When your cumshot destroys your surroundings
Hey man i just shot some asteroids at my red bull can and knocked it over.
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Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet.
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When you take your hand and fart on it, then putting it in someones mouth as a practical joke.
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