What is Asteroids?
1.
an itching or painful mass of dilated veins in swollen anal tissue
"do you have asteroids"
"no but my dad does, they're so bad he cant sitdown somedays"
2.
When your cumshot destroys your surroundings
Hey man i just shot some asteroids at my red bull can and knocked it over.
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