Asthma Edit Meaning

1.

A serious disease. Do to one's Bronchial Tube swelling and oxygen not being able to pass through ones system easly. If you have asthma then there is a pretty good chance that you are allergic to something.Asthma is something to be taken serouisly. A common steriotype is that asthma is found in only fat kids and nerds. If someone has an asthma attack, then they will probably use something called an inhaler or a "puffer". If you have it bad enough, it may be fatal. It may heal over time and it may devlope over time too.

See: weezing

Girl: Wanna play soccer?

girl 2: Sorry, i'm going out to get a new inhaler. Can I play after?

Girl: You have asthma?

Girl 2: Obvy...

See allergic, asthma attack, inhaler, puffer

2.

Asthma is a serious disease found in many people, fat or thin, nerdy or cool - some of the top atheletes in the world suffer asthma and take medication before they participate in their atheletic events.

Suffered by millions in the world, asthma is a chronical disease to the respiratory system and can be triggered by almost anything: cold air, allergens, cold food, and/or certain enviroments.

Treating asthma can vary from a simple inhaler medication (ASMOL Inhaler), a flixotide inhaler (is a preventer, and helps prevent serious asthma attacks), liquid asmol misted by a nebuliser (comes in larger doses) many other types of anti-biotics and the immune steroid, Prednislone, and Prednisolone.

Prednislone is an immune steroid, which effects a vast area of the immune system, you could almost say all of it.

Prednislone is severely dangerous if mis-used and can kill you.

Patients who take prednislone for longer than 7 days must slowly reduce the dose untill they have weeded their body off the drug, it replaces the bodies natural steroids and with the source of these steroids instantly dropping, your body would stop functioning correctly, possibly causing many life-threatening diseases.

Side effects of the drug include:

---Major

• depression, mania, or other psychiatric symptoms

• unusual fatigue or weakness

• blurred vision

• abdominal pain

• peptic ulcer

• infections

• painful hips or shoulders

• osteoporosis

• acne breakouts

• insomnia

• reduced libido

---Minor

• weight gain

• Stretch Mark

• facial swelling

• nervousness

• acne

• rash

• increased appetite

• hyperactivity

(thanks to wikipedia for the side effects)

Son: Mom, I think I'm getting asthma.

Mom: We need to take you to a doctor straight way. He'll give you a prescription for flixotide and some ventolin nebules.

Son: Thanks mum.

See asthma, asthma attack, choking

3.

A condition that prevents a man from doing something unless he has permission from his wife or girlfriend. Everytime they're invited to do something they respond "I gotta asthma girl" or "I gotta asthma (ask my) wife"

Guy A: Where's John

Guy B: Man, you know he can't go nowhere. That fool got asthma.

See asthma, whipped, sprung, bitch made, abd

4.

Hott girl or guy that takes your breath away.

Man, everytime he is around I have an asthma attack.

5.

A serious disease. Do to one's Bronchial Tube swelling and oxygen not being able to pass through ones system easly. Commonly found in nerds, fat kids, albinos. An asthma episode may be cured by a handy dandy lifesaver...the inhaler.

Asthma Geek: "Dude don't make me laugh, I forgot my inhaler."

Asthma Geek's mean friend: "I don't care, it's funny to watch you squirm when youre close to death."