Asthmatic Chipmunk

What is Asthmatic Chipmunk?

when you are eating a girl out, and you bite off some of her pubic hair then you proceed to make out with her, making her swallow her own pubes.

brittany... i can't run track today yesterday robert gave me an asthmatic chipmunk and now i can hardley breath.

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