Astic Edit Meaning

1. When you shove your fingers into someone's gooch. The resulting sound comming out of their mouths largely resembles a "zoigan&..

1. The odds that a Mexican will ever be president of the United States. Not to be confused with Juan to Juan: the odds that if a Mexican i..

1. Hypothetical alias of an enlisted person in the US Air Force who can't seem to do anything right. Used frequently in Air Force offi..