What is Astonisher?
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Essentially the reverse of the venerated "Shocker", the "Astonisher" is achieved simply by putting one in the pink and two in the stink. While lesser known, the Astonisher has actually been scientifically proven to be more effective than the Shocker.
When doing double penetration, the Astonisher is the preferred method.
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When you take a shit on the toilet while getting head, then you get up and push the girl's face into the toilet bowl.
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To have gonorrhea in ones ass.
I'd love to be fucked by you but I have clap in the ass. How long does that take to go away?
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