What is Astral Cock?
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A metaphysical entity of cock usually only existing on the astral plane, but on rare occasions materializing to have sexual, preferably anal intercourse with the living.
John: So I was just sitting in my room the other night when an astral cock came out of nowhere and penetrated my ass...
Jane: O my god, if only I were so lucky!
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Similar to Alliteration Insults, but based on vowel-sounds instead of consonants.
Turd Burglar
Hand Shandy
etc..
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The tendency of anyone from NEPA (Northeast Pennsylvania) to leave there mouth open in a gaping like manner.
Aww the poor kid has the N..
