What is Astral Cock?
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A metaphysical entity of cock usually only existing on the astral plane, but on rare occasions materializing to have sexual, preferably anal intercourse with the living.
John: So I was just sitting in my room the other night when an astral cock came out of nowhere and penetrated my ass...
Jane: O my god, if only I were so lucky!
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Jealous guy was a song written by John Lennon, in it he is singing about his regret of leaving Yoko Ono for his first wife.
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A hideously ugly being that should be shot.
Oh fuck what the hell is that? It's liek a gorilla man!
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super awesome, the best EVER
oh my god its keenan goring
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