Astral Cock

What is Astral Cock?


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A metaphysical entity of cock usually only existing on the astral plane, but on rare occasions materializing to have sexual, preferably anal intercourse with the living.

John: So I was just sitting in my room the other night when an astral cock came out of nowhere and penetrated my ass...

Jane: O my god, if only I were so lucky!

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