What is Astral Cock?
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A metaphysical entity of cock usually only existing on the astral plane, but on rare occasions materializing to have sexual, preferably anal intercourse with the living.
John: So I was just sitting in my room the other night when an astral cock came out of nowhere and penetrated my ass...
Jane: O my god, if only I were so lucky!
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poopie face mixed with cookie monster = poopie monster
may also be called a cookie face!
bob:ugh stupid poopie monster!!
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The worst most gruesome case of dysentery.
I was awoken this morning with a case of assfountain.
See diarrhea, shit, crap, the squirts..
