What is Astral Cock?
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A metaphysical entity of cock usually only existing on the astral plane, but on rare occasions materializing to have sexual, preferably anal intercourse with the living.
John: So I was just sitting in my room the other night when an astral cock came out of nowhere and penetrated my ass...
Jane: O my god, if only I were so lucky!
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Random Words:
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Some lame word Deluxe came up with as an excuse because he isn't l33t. Used to imply that one isn't l33t.
Deluxe is a Schnazz..
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to give a partner sexual pleasure using one's feet.
Hey baby, you want some Touchy Feety??
See foot, fetish, porn, sex, feet..
