Astrid

What is Astrid?


1.

Comes from the old Scandinavian mythology meaning beautiful as a goddess.

- Oh look! There's the Swedish exchange student Astrid.

- Wow she's gorgeous!

- Yeah, her name really suits her.

See astrid, godess, swedish, beautiful, exchange

2.

A curvy slim petite girl who is extremely HOT. Might look mean from first glance. But has the most adorable personality when you have encounter her. Has the greatest smile. She is into long-term relationships and she's loveable and passionate. The true meaning of wifey material. She is the most trustworthy friend you can ever have and she is also very intelligent in all that involves the arts such as music, drawing, design, dancing, and writing. Teachers love her and students hate her. She is beauty and brains. Overall, a really really great person. Regarded by most as best thing thats ever happened to them. Oh yea the only downfall is that she's usually pretty much taken when you meet her. So if you have an Astrid you better never let her go !!!

Guy: Jesus, she was the best thing that ever happened to me.

Girl: Oh yea, she was an Astrid.

See stunning, loving, wifey, astrid, loyal

3.

Where there is smoke there is fire. And this girl is a sure firecracker. Greatest personality of all but mess with her and you'll be crying mercy!

WARNING: This is not the girl you should backstab.

Girl 1: OMG I hate Astrid!

Girl 2: Yea but she ain't the one to mess with!

See danger, fire, beautiful, personality, friend

4.

She is the God of internal and outer beauty. She is the girl you will never forget. The girl your ex will despise and hate and the girl you're mother will love. She has the greatest personality and the cutest little laugh. The girl with the great body...points are all directed to a definite Astrid. She is also the meaning and symbolism of divine strength.

Guy: Did you meet Astrid?

Girl: Oh yes..she is sooo divine!

Girl 1: Omg my ex just left me for an Astrid.

Girl 2: Here I'll help you find another dude in the yellow pages..you'll never get that other one back!

Mother: Oh that Astrid is a darling. Not like those other ex's!

See breathtaking, passionate, hotbody, beautiful, personality

5.

to have slightly oversized breasts. admired by alot of guys but sometimes get in the way when trying to turn around.

"dude look at her boobs!"

"yea theyre totally astrid"

See boobs, astrid, breats

6.

a SUPER big booty, also super tan.

damn, she has an astrid butt!

See astrid, booty, surfing, butt, ass, sizzle

7.

not to be confused with a turd or astride. is actually considered by some misbegotten, misguided halfwits to be a proper name for a person. and not just a porn star as in astrid jellybean. saddling a new-born with a porn name is akin to giving your pet goldfish a surname. silly and indicative of too many drugs - either at the conception or the eruption.

"what are you doing, astrid?"

"the football team"

See star, slapper, unfortunate


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